Okay so, small update that is a bit out of date: after many years of trying, my squirrel and I finally managed to con--
WAIT SORRY, WRONG AUDIENCE!
Joking aside though, in all seriousness I finally got a job (woohoo huzzah) but for the moment my work schedule is still undetermined (as of this post anyway, will update in future) since I still have school so they're working on a decent work-around for me, so my availability on the site for posting will be limited.