PRIZES THREAD

Okay, I'm offering up three fabulous prizes to the first three that can answer my riddles. First place prize is a copy of DotA2 (requires Steam), Second and Third are free trial passes to Guild Wars 2 which are will allow you to play all this weekend.
Its gonna work like this: Ill put up a riddle, first one to answer gets the prize. Each Prize will have its own riddle. If youve already won, it will go to the next person, and so on.
Get ready bitches.

First up for grabs is a Guild Wars 2 pass.


I appear periodically throughout Science and Science Fiction. While part of Noble Team, I am no Seirra, though Nobles 2, 10, 18, 36, and 54 all call me 086. Stealthy I am, being invisible and odorless, but when cooled enough I may glow a sickly yellow. What am I?

Radon, right?

Radon

Omitted >_>

Well...if chemistry serves me correct... you are referring to radon. A NOBLE gas :P

Next up for grabs is the other GW2 Pass.


It is a dark night in Italy, and the love of your life, your forbidden love, whom you fell for at first sight, waits for thee beyond the wall of her family's estate. You must see her again, but the orchard walls are high and hard to climb, and the place death considering who thou art if any of her kinsmen find thee here. How shallt thou enter?

Hint: Literature

CLIMB UP A TREE

Climb the wall

Ah...'Romeo and Juliet' if my memory serves me right :P

CLIMB UP THE APPLE ORCHARD, ONTO THE GOD DAMN BALCONY

I thought he climbed the ivy or vines.

Or did she drop a rope of sorts?

WINDOW

ROPE LADDER?

JULIET'S BEDROOM WINDOW?

YOU CAN'T GET IN, ONLY SPEAK

JETPACK

Hijack a nearby llama and jump over the rainbow on a pillar of cheese to get past the wall.

The nurse provided Juliet with a rope ladder.

MARRY HER

CLIMB THE WALL AND JUMP IN

EAT BEANS AND FLY YOUR WAY OVER THE WALL

RUN AT THE WALL!?

WAIT UNTIL NINE o'CLOCK?

HAVE OLD MAN HENDERSON BUILD A HOLE IN THE WALL

*skips ahead 7 lines*
That's how you get over the wall

THROUGH THE FRONT GATE

BECOME A NINJA

'Enter ROMEO
ROMEO
Can I go forward when my heart is here?
Turn back, dull earth, and find thy centre out.

He climbs the wall, and leaps down within it'

GO TO HER FAMILY'S PARTY.

Wait until everyone is asleep?

With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls;

give up and go find a nice hooker to fuck

Up for grabs now is the DotA2 game. If someone answers correctly before the hour is out, they win DotA2 PLUS the GW2 pass. If not, the GW2 pass shall go back up for grabs. Go Go Go!






Happy Translating.


Oh, and to those of you that find this text. Search google for Dragon Language Translator. That shall help immensely.

The Rosetta stone helped to translate the Egyptian language.

/randomguess

Up for grabs now is the last GW2 pass. Specify in your post which riddle you are answering. The one for DotA2 or Guild Wars 2.


There are Boxes, Plorations, and Oduses built around this subtle whip of the tongue and voice. What is it?

A river

FUCKING.
IT'S SHELBY.
THE ANSWER IS SHELBY.
FUCKING SHELBY.

The answer is Shelby.

Iunno

Wait a second...that's draconic!

GO TO THE ELDER SCROLLS WIKI, my fellows!

WHO BE HE THAT THINK YE RETARDED FOR THAT LAST RIDDLE!

XAZHI!

DotA2 hath been claimed! Now only GW2 remains.

The letter X...

And there goes GW2. Good games, everybody.