[19:12:47 30/10/12] Skippy : So
[19:13:00 30/10/12] Skippy : We're all alone in this chat, weathering the storm of the maintenance.
[19:13:05 30/10/12] Skippy : <.<
[19:13:09 30/10/12] Skippy : Who knows what could happen
[19:13:10 30/10/12] Luna : >.>
[19:13:29 30/10/12] Luna : hmm <.<
[19:13:50 30/10/12] Skippy : No-one can get into this chat
[19:14:00 30/10/12] Skippy : Once you leave, you're out for good until the storm passes
[19:14:05 30/10/12] Luna : Sen did <.<
[19:14:13 30/10/12] AI : I AM THE STORM
[19:14:15 30/10/12] AI : <.<
[19:14:17 30/10/12] Luna : Is he a wizard?
[19:14:22 30/10/12] Janitor : You can't leave the page...
[19:14:23 30/10/12] Skippy : Yeah but he only clicked log back in at the top
[19:14:35 30/10/12] Skippy : Sometimes it doesnt let you do that, and you cant leave the page
[19:14:40 30/10/12] Luna : Ah
[19:14:50 30/10/12] Luna : So, we're stuck down here?!
[19:14:58 30/10/12] Skippy : Pretty much
[19:15:04 30/10/12] Skippy : Just the 7 of us
[19:15:04 30/10/12] Luna : IT'S LIKE FALLOUT ALL OVER AGAIN.
[19:15:23 30/10/12] Janitor : Well, some of them might have left...
[19:15:32 30/10/12] Janitor : Only four that we know.
[19:15:40 30/10/12] Luna : I suppose we should...
[19:15:42 30/10/12] Luna : Yanno >.>
[19:15:48 30/10/12] Luna : "repopulate."
[19:15:50 30/10/12] Luna : <.<
[19:15:58 30/10/12] Janitor : ... J.J
[19:16:23 30/10/12] Luna : By building Androids to replace them, you dirty fuck!
[19:16:29 30/10/12] Luna : Gawd.
[19:16:37 30/10/12] Luna : Is everything Sex with you people?!
[19:16:53 30/10/12] Janitor : I didn't say anything.
[19:17:00 30/10/12] Skippy : I'm cooking food
[19:17:04 30/10/12] Skippy : The last of our supplies
[19:17:21 30/10/12] Luna : Skip, are we going to die down here?
[19:18:10 30/10/12] Fel : Are we going to die down here?
[19:18:27 30/10/12] Janitor : Well, Felix is alive.
[19:18:29 30/10/12] Luna : WE're GOING TO DIE DOWN HERE! D:
[19:18:41 30/10/12] Skippy : I'm not
[19:18:47 30/10/12] Skippy : You're all gonna starve to death
[19:18:57 30/10/12] Janitor : I have mountain dew, so I'm good.
[19:19:37 30/10/12] Luna : >MFW I smuggled enough food into my room to supply a small army
[19:19:55 30/10/12] Luna : I FORGOT DRINKS
[19:19:57 30/10/12] Luna : FUCK.
[19:20:01 30/10/12] Fel : .
[19:20:12 30/10/12] Luna : Guys.
[19:20:24 30/10/12] Luna : Go listen to "Do it now, Remember it later" on Youtube.
[19:20:32 30/10/12] Janitor : Damn, I was hoping to post somewhere before I had to milk.
[19:20:36 30/10/12] Luna : HOLY SHIT
[19:20:40 30/10/12] Fel : Hi Garth.
[19:20:41 30/10/12] Skippy : Go drink your piss Ethan
[19:20:42 30/10/12] Luna : HE GOT BACK IN.
[19:20:51 30/10/12] Luna : IS IT SAFE?
[19:20:55 30/10/12] Skippy : Same way Sen did
[19:20:55 30/10/12] Skippy : Ethan
[19:21:04 30/10/12] Janitor : Yeah.
[19:21:14 30/10/12] Janitor : You can log in and out all you want.
[19:21:15 30/10/12] Luna : It's not safe :c
[19:21:17 30/10/12] Janitor : See..
[19:21:26 30/10/12] Janitor : And I'm back.
[19:21:31 30/10/12] Luna : Lies.
[19:21:35 30/10/12] Luna : HE'S INFECTED
[19:21:40 30/10/12] Luna : HE'LL KILL US ALL
[19:21:54 30/10/12] Luna : Wait.
[19:21:56 30/10/12] * Skippy leads Ethan to the crazy cage
[19:22:02 30/10/12] Skippy : You stay here and guard us
[19:22:03 30/10/12] Skippy : Okay?
[19:22:07 30/10/12] Luna : I Have water!
[19:22:13 30/10/12] Luna : Oka!
[19:22:33 30/10/12] * Luna shoots the nearby fusion reactor.
[19:22:40 30/10/12] Luna : IT SAID IT WAS GOING TO EAT US.
[19:22:51 30/10/12] * Janitor starts having strange symptoms.
[19:22:53 30/10/12] * Luna opens fire on the Fusion Reactor
[19:22:59 30/10/12] Skippy : ETHAN! Put your dick away and stop masturbating
[19:23:06 30/10/12] Luna : NO.
[19:23:15 30/10/12] Janitor : Hhaha!
[19:23:19 30/10/12] Luna : Also, the Janitor is infected.
[19:23:32 30/10/12] Luna : Just saying, I told you so.
[19:23:50 30/10/12] Luna : Yanno >.>
[19:23:55 30/10/12] Skippy : We're all gonna be infected if you keep cuming everywhere
[19:23:56 30/10/12] Luna : Before he turns and kills us all
[19:24:06 30/10/12] Luna : WELL
[19:24:14 30/10/12] Janitor : .....J.J
[19:24:15 30/10/12] Luna : MAYBE IF SOMEONE WASN'T SO FRIGID
[19:24:25 30/10/12] Luna : I WOULDN'T HAVE TO.
[19:24:48 30/10/12] * Skippy turns and counts people, stopping at herself.
[19:24:51 30/10/12] Skippy : Well. Shit.
[19:25:02 30/10/12] Fel : .
[19:25:32 30/10/12] Luna : What?
[19:25:40 30/10/12] Skippy : I'm the only girl...
[19:25:40 30/10/12] Luna : Is it bad?
[19:26:22 30/10/12] Skippy : Also
[19:26:27 30/10/12] Skippy : We lost zeru i think
[19:26:38 30/10/12] Luna : #zeru >.>
[19:27:10 30/10/12] Skippy : Garth is too quiet
[19:27:14 30/10/12] Skippy : I don't like it
[19:27:25 30/10/12] Luna : Skippy, look at his arm.
[19:27:26 30/10/12] Fel : Uh... it's kinda always been like that? >.>
[19:27:32 30/10/12] Luna : He's bit.
[19:27:38 30/10/12] Luna : What do we do?
[19:27:53 30/10/12] Skippy : Ethan, this is the reason you're in the crazy cage
[19:28:05 30/10/12] Skippy : NO-BODYS BITTEN. THIS ISN'T ZOMBIES
[19:28:10 30/10/12] Skippy : PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER
[19:28:13 30/10/12] Luna : ARE YOU SURE?
[19:28:24 30/10/12] Luna : BECAUSE FELIX LOOKS LIKE HE'S A ZOMBIE.
[19:28:36 30/10/12] Luna : AND I THINK JAN IS IN THE ILLUMINATI!
[19:29:07 30/10/12] Fel : No, I've always looked like this.
[19:29:24 30/10/12] Janitor : .
[19:29:38 30/10/12] Janitor : GARTH!
[19:29:42 30/10/12] Janitor : Talk to me man!
[19:29:57 30/10/12] Skippy : Sen's gone!
[19:30:13 30/10/12] Janitor : Ooooh SHIT!
[19:30:15 30/10/12] Luna : SKIPPY
[19:30:21 30/10/12] Luna : WE'RE DROPPING LIKE FLIES
[19:30:31 30/10/12] Luna : WE NEED TO GO OUTSIDE
[19:30:43 30/10/12] Luna : WE NEED THAT DOOR OPENED!
[19:31:09 30/10/12] Skippy : 22nd day of the storm. Tensions are rising high. Zeru dropped dead last week, and we woke up yesterday to find Senox's body completely missing. Ethan's cage has remained shut, so i worry about who could have done this. I will have to keep my eye on them.
[19:31:46 30/10/12] * Luna opens the door to his cage.
[19:31:52 30/10/12] Luna : You didn't lock it...?
[19:31:56 30/10/12] Skippy : GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE
[19:32:01 30/10/12] Luna : You're terrible survivors.
[19:32:06 30/10/12] * Janitor starts growing extra limbs.
[19:32:09 30/10/12] Luna : I'M STILL IN MY CAGE
[19:32:19 30/10/12] Luna : I JUST OPENED THE DOOR
[19:32:29 30/10/12] Skippy : Oh. Hey. Jan has an extra penis.
[19:32:38 30/10/12] * Luna steps out of the cage
[19:32:49 30/10/12] Luna : I'm not crazy anymore.
[19:32:54 30/10/12] Janitor : Hot...
[19:33:00 30/10/12] Luna : I just think we should be more careful.
[19:33:17 30/10/12] Luna : Seeing as Jan is about to become some form of hentai tentacle monster.
[19:33:26 30/10/12] Luna : Judging by his symptoms.
[19:33:33 30/10/12] Skippy : Alright,
[19:33:41 30/10/12] * Skippy whispers to Ethan
[19:33:53 30/10/12] Fel : .
[19:33:58 30/10/12] Skippy : We should kill him while he sleeps
[19:34:34 30/10/12] Luna : Yeah, want me to get the silencers?
[19:34:42 30/10/12] Fel : No, we're in this together.
[19:34:51 30/10/12] Fel : <.<
[19:35:04 30/10/12] Skippy : We'll just use rocks. If Felix tries to save him,. We'll have to kill him too
[19:35:37 30/10/12] Fel : JAN THEY'RE PLANNING ON KILLING YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP
[19:35:37 30/10/12] Janitor : What are you guys talking about?
[19:35:46 30/10/12] Janitor : Ooooooh SHIT!
[19:35:46 30/10/12] Skippy : GARTHS GONE!
[19:35:50 30/10/12] * Luna stabs Felix in the face.
[19:35:53 30/10/12] * Skippy points at the empty space where he'd been sat
[19:35:54 30/10/12] Fel : Question answered before it was asked >.>
[19:35:56 30/10/12] Skippy : /
[19:36:03 30/10/12] Luna : HE WAS GOING TO KILL YOU JAN.
[19:36:14 30/10/12] * Janitor uses Garth's demise and runs away.
[19:36:17 30/10/12] Skippy : It's true! We heard him at night!
[19:36:21 30/10/12] Skippy : Muttering to himself
[19:36:32 30/10/12] * Fel side steps, grabs Ethan's wrist and twists his arm behind him
[19:36:36 30/10/12] Fel : <.<
[19:36:48 30/10/12] * Luna places cyanide into Felix's eyes.
[19:36:53 30/10/12] Luna : NO.
[19:37:01 30/10/12] * Skippy picks up a rock and smashes it over the back of Ethans head
[19:37:09 30/10/12] Skippy : I never liked him anyway....
[19:37:19 30/10/12] * Luna activates the bombs throughout the bunker
[19:37:21 30/10/12] * Fel is behind Ethan, therefore he xannot reach.
[19:37:39 30/10/12] Fel : cannot* >.>
[19:37:42 30/10/12] * Janitor exits the bunker.
[19:37:47 30/10/12] Luna : LOLOLO- *BOOOOOOOM*
[19:37:48 30/10/12] Skippy : What is he doing? Is he really trying to push the stone like it's a button.
[19:38:02 30/10/12] * Luna explodes.
[19:38:17 30/10/12] Luna : wait.
[19:38:19 30/10/12] Skippy : This has got to be the worst mime act ever
[19:38:29 30/10/12] Luna : Hmm.
[19:38:40 30/10/12] * Skippy stands over him with her arms crossed
[19:38:48 30/10/12] * Luna steps away as if Felix wasn't touching him.
[19:39:10 30/10/12] Luna : Perhaps we should be worried more about that there zombie.
[19:39:21 30/10/12] Skippy : He isn't a zombie
[19:39:25 30/10/12] Skippy : No-one here is a zombie
[19:39:25 30/10/12] * Luna points at Nathan's reanimated corpse.
[19:39:32 30/10/12] Skippy : and all this fighting is getting us no-where
[19:39:37 30/10/12] Luna : Are you sure?
[19:39:51 30/10/12] Luna : Because that walking dead body sure looks like Nathan.
[19:39:53 30/10/12] Skippy : Do you want to go back into the cage?
[19:40:03 30/10/12] Luna : No...
[19:40:06 30/10/12] Luna : I'm sorry...
[19:40:16 30/10/12] Luna : Can I shoot it though? Just to be sure?
[19:40:30 30/10/12] Skippy : Fine. Let's just all calm down. And wait it out
[19:40:35 30/10/12] Skippy : It can't go on for much longer
[19:40:45 30/10/12] * Luna shoots the "zombie" in the head.
[19:41:09 30/10/12] Luna : Skippy, where'd everyone go?
[19:41:27 30/10/12] Luna : It's just You me at six.
[19:41:34 30/10/12] Skippy : 41st day of the storm. There's only three of us left now. After a small fight, we agreed to calm down and wait it out. It can't last much longer, can it? I hope not.
[19:41:34 30/10/12] Luna : I mean And Felix.
[19:41:57 30/10/12] Luna : I think we should go outside.
[19:42:02 30/10/12] Luna : We need supplies.
[19:42:25 30/10/12] Skippy : Janitor and Garth both went out! They haven't come back, nor have we heard a sound from them
[19:42:27 30/10/12] * Fel grabs a Bretta M9
[19:42:30 30/10/12] Skippy : We can't risk it
[19:42:33 30/10/12] Fel : <.<
[19:42:38 30/10/12] Luna : I mean, Felix has been eating the wallpaper for the past week.
[19:42:57 30/10/12] Skippy : If you want to go out then go!
[19:43:03 30/10/12] Skippy : I won't follow you
[19:43:04 30/10/12] Luna : I'm scared!
[19:43:06 30/10/12] Fel : It's yummy! You should try some
[19:43:23 30/10/12] Luna : What if the storm was radioactive and Jan and Garth are zombies?!
[19:43:35 30/10/12] Luna : I don't think I could shoot them both!
[19:43:38 30/10/12] Skippy : Then you're jut going to become like them if you go out there!
[19:43:42 30/10/12] Luna : Jan, maybe, but not Garth!
[19:43:57 30/10/12] Luna : YOU TOLD ME ZOMBIES WEREN'T REAL!
[19:44:12 30/10/12] Skippy : I told you none of us were zombies
[19:44:14 30/10/12] Luna : IS THAT WHY WE HAVE ZERU'S CORPSE LOCKED IN THE CAGE?
[19:44:18 30/10/12] Skippy : Yes, it is
[19:44:19 30/10/12] Luna : HUH?
[19:44:27 30/10/12] Luna : IS HE A ZOMBIE?
[19:44:30 30/10/12] Fel : Yeah, pretty much
[19:44:36 30/10/12] Luna : Well.
[19:44:38 30/10/12] Luna : Shit.
[19:44:52 30/10/12] Luna : What if this is like The Walking Dead?
[19:44:57 30/10/12] Luna : And We're all infected?
[19:45:04 30/10/12] Skippy : You watch too much of that t.v
[19:45:05 30/10/12] Fel : Well, as long as we have our guns right?
[19:45:09 30/10/12] Luna : It just takes a death for us to become a zombie?
[19:45:15 30/10/12] * Skippy points at a crude drawing of a tv on the wall[/i]
[19:45:43 30/10/12] Fel : It's my favorite channel
[19:45:54 30/10/12] Luna : I'm going to see if the power is back on in the other sections.
[19:46:15 30/10/12] Fel : It was nice knowing you.
[19:46:24 30/10/12] Fel : Kinda
[19:46:28 30/10/12] Fel : <.<
[19:46:30 30/10/12] Luna : Well, the News board is flooded, there's a fire in the Hrp section, and there's a zombie horde in the Arp.
[19:46:51 30/10/12] Luna : I was too scared to check any where else.
[19:46:59 30/10/12] Luna : They're really dark.
[19:48:03 30/10/12] Skippy : 48th day. Still no new developments. We're running out of food and wallpaper. Even the T.V has become boring. I fear one of us will also be lost before the end.
[19:48:05 30/10/12] Fel : Well, yeah
[19:48:10 30/10/12] Fel : the power's out
[19:48:48] Fel : Nope! It's not going to be me
[19:49:10] Fel : The Russian/Irish American will survive!
[19:49:15] Fel : >.>
[19:49:28] Skippy : Oh yeah! You're foreign!
[19:49:36] Skippy : YOU'RE TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THIS
[19:49:44] Fel : You're foreign, get it right
[19:49:48] Luna : Hey look, I found our compulsary black companion!
[19:49:56] Fel : NO
[19:50:22] Luna : And that weird guy.
[19:50:28] * Luna points to Salad Fingers
[19:50:29] Fel : It wasn't me.
[19:50:36] Luna : He keeps asking about rusty spoons.
[19:50:39] Skippy : You mean our token black guy
[19:50:51] * Fel points his gun at the Salad Fingers
[19:50:59] Luna : DON'T SHOOT HIM
[19:51:04] Luna : IT ONLY MAKES HIM MAD
[19:51:10] Luna : SKIPPY
[19:51:14] Luna : TAKE COVER
[19:51:17] * Luna hides
[19:51:28] * Skippy raises her eyebrows
[19:51:37] * Fel takes cover
[19:51:44] Skippy : I'm going back to making my journal
[19:51:56] * Skippy goes back to her corner and carries on writing
[19:51:58] Luna : I'm going to watch some more Tv.
[19:52:08] * Luna sits in front of the drawing.
[19:52:18] Luna : Skippy, can we get an Xbox?
[19:52:22] Fel : Where the hell are we anyway?
[19:52:23] Skippy : No
[19:52:30] Luna : Why?
[19:52:39] Skippy : Too expensive
[19:52:40] Fel : PS3 or a WiiU?
[19:53:05] Skippy : You can have a Gameboy Colour if you behave
[19:53:51] Luna : But we have enough crayons for an Xbox!
[19:54:14] Fel : Yeah, see?
[19:54:31] * Fel shows the empty box of crayons
[19:54:33] Skippy : But it's too expensive. We might need those crayons elsewhere!
[19:54:52] * Skippy pushes a few crayon tips away with the back of ehr foot
[19:54:56] Luna : Felix is eating crayons again!
[19:55:08] Luna : Can we get a puppy?
[19:55:11] Skippy : Felix. You can;t eat gold
[19:55:25] Skippy : Here. Eat the purple instead
[19:55:26] Fel : But but but
[19:55:32] Fel : Yay
[19:56:00] * Luna finds a puppy
[19:56:13] Luna : CAN WE KEEP HIM? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE? :3
[19:56:15] * Fel noms on the purple, turning out to be immune to the toxic stuff in it.
[19:56:33] Fel : <.<
[19:56:33] Fel : >.>
[19:56:35] Skippy : Put that toilet seat down, you dont know where its been
[19:56:51] Luna : It's a puppy!
[19:56:57] Luna : Just look at his cute little face!
[19:57:14] Skippy : Its got a large hole in th....No. Nevermind.
[19:57:19] * Skippy goes back to writing
[19:57:33] * Fel sits close to Skippy
[19:57:38] * Luna plays with the puppy in his corner
[19:57:45] Fel : What're you doing?
[19:58:00] Luna : What's that...? Kill them all...? No, I couldn't...
[19:58:12] * Luna cries as the puppy runs away
[19:58:30] Skippy : Day 62. Their minds have reduced to almost children. I feel like this journal is the only thing keeping me sane. You're good to me journal. You've always been good to me. My friend. My....Precious
[19:58:43] * Fel looks over to see Ethan throw the toilet seat at the wall
[19:58:53] * Luna is still crying over the lost puppy
[19:59:18] * Fel reads Skippy's journal
[19:59:32] * Skippy snatches the journal back
[19:59:34] Skippy : Mine.
[19:59:50] Fel : Hey, it's been 62 days?!?
[19:59:57] * Luna looks over Skippy's journal, raising questions about how the fuck he got it.
[20:00:18] * Fel bursts out laughing at Ethan
[20:00:29] Skippy : Ethan will you stop eating that dirt!
[20:00:35] Skippy : And put those worms down
[20:01:04] * Skippy sits down in the armchair and unfolds her newspaper, beginning to read it
[20:01:06] Luna : Hey, guys, want to meet my new friend?
[20:01:11] Luna : He's called Toby.
[20:01:22] Fel : Toby good boy?
[20:01:55] Luna : Toby's demon!
[20:02:03] * Luna kills the demon.
[20:02:12] Luna : I- what?
[20:02:16] Luna : <.<
[20:02:22] Luna : HEY LOOK
[20:02:29] Luna : IT'S A NEW XBOX!
[20:02:35] Luna : FELIX! WE HAVE AN XBOX!
[20:02:41] * Luna hugs Skippy
[20:02:43] * Fel looks at the drawn xbox
[20:02:52] Luna : ThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyou
[20:03:02] * Skippy takes a sip of her tea, shaking Ethan off and continuing to read her paper
[20:03:08] Fel : YAY! Thank you mo- Skippy!
[20:04:02] * Luna picks up a piece of paper with the words "Halo 4" and a badly drawn picture of Master Chief on it.
[20:04:08] Luna : Let's play Halo!
[20:04:24] * Luna picks up a cardboard controller
[20:04:59] * Fel grabs his M9 and uses it to play Halo
[20:05:16] Luna : SKIPPY! FELIX BROKED THE TV!
[20:05:31] Fel : NO I DIDN'T
[20:05:38] Luna : YES YOU DID!
[20:05:40] Fel : IT WAS ETHAN'S FAULT
[20:05:45] Luna : LIAR
[20:05:46] Fel : HE DID IT!
[20:05:50] * Skippy stands up, folds her paper up and walks out of the room to read in silence.[/i]
[20:05:53] Fel : /Mme points to Ethan
[20:06:01] * Fel points to ethan
[20:06:04] Fel : >.>
[20:06:06] * Luna punches Felix on the nose
[20:06:15] Fel : OW
[20:06:28] * Fel tackles Ethan to the ground
[20:06:43] * Luna bites Felix's ear
[20:07:43] * Fel puts his elbow down on Ethan's chest and put pressure on it
[20:08:15] * Luna pulls Felix's arm off.
[20:08:19] Fel : OWOWOWOW LET GO OF MY EAR
[20:08:37] Fel : /me
[20:08:42] * Luna shakes his head
[20:10:45] Fel : Let go of me!
[20:11:03] Fel : Hey
[20:11:08] Fel : Where's Skippy?
[20:11:21] * Luna lets go, and pushes Felix off
[20:11:23] Mr. J joined the chat on Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:11 pm
[20:11:24] Luna : Iunno
[20:11:38] Luna : Wanna go find- HOLY SHIT WHO IS THAT?
[20:11:41] Fel : HA! HAHAHA
[20:12:10] Skippy : IT'S OVER
[20:12:13] Skippy : THE STORMS OVER
[20:12:18] Fel : WHERE FREE
[20:12:18] Skippy : WE CAN GO OUT
[20:12:21] Fel : WE'RE
[20:12:30] * Skippy runs out the door into the light of day
[20:12:34] Skippy : IT'S A MIRACLE
[20:12:39] * Luna runs out